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“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”

jeri-stark:

perfectlyqueer:

snafflebithumptywink:

overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:

sherbertsheperton:

That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”

Quite literally.

Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD

And goddesses.

And demigoddesses.

And nymphs.

And one dude.

WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET HE FUCKED THE COW?

wizlaqueefa:

sloths

You know the typical crowd, ‘Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?’ Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there. It’s stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I’ve never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. That’s all. Sorry for all the millions, but I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have.
Charles Bukowski (via dressedtodepart)

gkmon:

janestakes:

I love Pixar for this one single moment.

It is indeed a wonderful moment.

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp